WHY MALAYSIA SCORCHING HOT RITE NOW?

so, bila kita nak gurau senda dengan rakan and act like a bitch wannabe, we always said and imitate one of the bitches popular act "why the hell malaysia so damn hot?" *sambil kipas-kipas tangan*
sekarang ni memang sangat panas teramat. i mean i actually sweating while watching TV! yup! dun get me started when im cooking in the kitchen! i am literally sweating! its yucky!
so fine!
memanglah malaysia supposedly hot. but, come on! not this hot.
i asked my BFF's dad, and he said its chinese year coming up, that's why it's hot here. huh? uncle, please be more specific. ;)

believe me, i cant even feel the coldness from the AC at night. usually it is freezing when its 5am..but, now im sweating instead, like i do a marathon on my bed!DAMN!

so, the question still remains, why the hell malaysia so damn freakishly hot rite now????
i checked in malaysia's weather forecast and there will be no rain in all area except for johor, malacca and sabah...( if im not mistaken)

bila kita complain panas, mak-mak kita mesti cakap dengan muka selamba, "banyak sangat dosa tu"
shit! kalau masin mulut mak, banyak gila la dosa saya!
sebab saya tak dapat rasa lain selain panas memanjang sejak kebelakangan ni.

i think that's all for now.

toodles~

SIMBA VS PUTERI

i love cats!
i am a proud owner of two cats.
mereka ini sangat nakal.
mereka ini kuat makan.
mereka ini sangat mengjengkelkan sometimes.
mereka ini suka buat saya gelak and marah all at the same time.
dulu, saya ada 9 cats. after i moved to malacca, only sima survived.
dunno why, each of them cant stand it here.
maybe because of the environment and maybe because its their time to leave me.
dun u think cats can help u relax ur mind and soul?
despite all the furs invading ur bed sheets, sofas, bla bla.
still, they can make ur day mor wonderful than yesterday.
puteri the naughty princess. (nama langsung tak kene dgn character okay!sangat devilish!)
simba the lazy fatty (nama sangat sesuai.ala-ala lion king gitu)
actually, memang pun!
simba tak suka campur dengan kucing biasa. berlagak kan?
but, honestly, dia sangat sombong.
tapi, magically, after i adopt puteri from my BFF, he changed drastically!
he can so shweet towards her!
sangat funny okay!
hah! apa-apa pun, saya memang sayang pda kucing sya.
kucing pertama saya si kurap yang dipungut di tepi jalan.
dah dukung in my arms kat kedai makan and my dad tak boleh nak kata apa lagi.
juz geleng kepala and give me the nodd to bring the kurap home.
and, bila kurap sampai rumah, a few months went by, dia da tak kurap and i named him KUNING. typical! sebab warna dia kuning.hehe.
so, sejak dari itu,saya jatuh cinta dengan haiwan!
kecuali serangga yang menggeli geleman seluruh tubuh saya.
huh!tak kuasa aku!
antara kaum serangga yang saya tak anggap sebagai pet adalah....lipas (duhhhh), cengkerik, katak(serangga ke?hah!xpe....), ulat gonggok (puteri selalu makan..tapi, half je.WTH???),

and lastly cicak (simba's toy. yup!dia main sampai mati benda tu!)spider????eh tak tak. itu tolong nabi kita suatu masa dulu. (poyo je statement) puteri.princess wannabe.devilish.


simba.fatty.sleepyhead.

OH KAWAN BAIK

kalau ikutkan tajuk entri di atas, mesti everyone pun da tahu yang saya nak cakap pasal kawan baik.
kadang-kadang bila tengok orang ada kawan baik, saya suka sangat sebab saya sendiri pun ada kawan baik. baik sangat. sebab dia baik dengan saya. *ceh!perasan tak berapa kali saya ulang baik kat situ*

neway, kawan baik sangat general pengertiannya dalam kamus dewan.
bagi saya kawan baik adalah seseorang yang selalu dengan kita walau senang dan susah.
ini ikut pengalaman lah....
sometimes, im thinking that maybe all the things that happen when im in secondary school has their own reason to happen and that's why i hooked with my kawan baik now.
mula-mula saya sendiri tak pasti adakah dia ni kawan baik saya..tapi, after evaluation (macam cikgu pulak) sangatlah pasti dia kawan baik saya. antaranya sebabnya adalah :-

a) dia sentiasa dengar cerita merepek saya dan cerita sedih saya dan cerita gembira saya dan cerita suka suki saya. pendek kata dia dengar semuanya.

b) walaupun gaduh besar mcm mana pun, bila saya telefon dia sambil nangis dan kata "kalau kau taknak cakap dengan aku pun takpe, tapi juz dengar aku nak cite cerita sedih ni cukupla." lepas tu saya nangis macam org gila dalam telefon, dia yang tgh panas berapi pun boleh pulak pujuk " dah..dah...jangan nangis..aku ada..." saya senyum!

c) saya ada baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyak FLAWS. dia tahan saja dengan semuanya. yup!you hear me rite fellas...dia terima seadanya...saya suka wondering time dia cerita (tak sengaja), saya selalu lupa benda penting, saya selalu tanya soalan yang dia malas nak jawab dan macam-macam lagi.

d) dia sangat overprotected. ayat dia yang selalu dia cakap kalau saya mengadu dengan dia adalah "kenapa kau tak sound je..kalau aku!" saya akan kata "malas!" dan dia akan jawab "kalau malas jangan cakap dengan aku, tahan je!"

e)dia sangat percaya dengan saya. saya pun percaya dengan dia!

f) kami suka gelak benda yang merepek!

g)kami thinking tak sama. opinion kadang-kadang je sama. dia suka lain, saya suka lain. tapi, kami KAWAN BAIK

h)dia suka santunkan cara saya yang sloppy ni, saya pulak suka sloppykan cara dia yang santun.

i)dia tak suka emotional talk, saya suka.

j)dia tahu segalanya tentang saya, dia macam blackberry bergerak saya!

makanya dengan list dia atas, comfirm dia kawan baik saya.
dah tak boleh sangkal lagi. haish! inilah kami.ceh.senyum iklan gigi.

APA ITU PERASAN?

semua orang kata yang perasan dan gedik itu adalah sama...
percayalah..ia tidak sama!
according to my observation...perasan itu adalah sangat la harus dijauhkan~
macam mana kita nak kesan seseorang itu perasan :-

1)setiap akhir kata diakhiri dengan senyuman yang minta pelempang dengan sambilan ayat 'tahu takpe..dah ramai sangat yang cakap macam tu..pening kepala aku'

2)kita baru cakap yang boyfren/girlfren dia cantik/hensem, dia da cakap 'tengoklah siapa pasangannya' *aku hanya mampu urut dada je bila ayat ni terpacul dari bibir mereka*

3)bila dia kata yang tiada siapa yang boleh lawan cantik/hensem dia.

4)self proclaim bahawasanya sesiapa yang dapat dia adalah sangat beruntung.

5)mengatakan bahwa orang-orang di luar sana cemburukan dirinya bila dia dapat tahu ada orang kutuk pasal dia.*nasihat dari aku, kami bukan cemburu, kami MELUAT!*

6)bila ada random people tegur kawan dia, dia akan kata 'ya allah, dia nak kenal dengan aku sebenarnya tu.' *believe me, bila da sampai tahap ni, silalah lempang kawan anda itu laju-laju*

7)bila ada orang pandang dia, dia akan kata ' pleaselah, baru aku pakai macam ni da pandang macam tu sekali, kalau aku dress up, mcm mana pulak agaknya? mahu langgar tiang..hahahaha'
*aku sudah termuntah dalam mulut*

8)telefon berdering dan sebelum dia angkat dia akan kata 'kenapalah busy sangat aku ni.banyak sangat orang nak kenal..hihihihi' *tidak!aku sudah pengsan!*

9)when people trying to be nice...senyum pada dia...dia akan kata 'please!cermin muka dulu sebelum nak senyum dengan aku.' *aiyooooo!smile pun salah ke?*

10)bila berulang kali mengatakan dirinya itu mirip artis-artis luar negara dan dalam negara. *tsk..tsk...air mata darahku sudah keluar*

OH!KESUKAAN DAYASALIM!

actually...aku memang sangat suka dengan TV series...

boleh dikatakan every TV series yang ada aku tengok...for some people its so damn boring to watch the same cast and the same storyline for a few seasons...
for me..once i hooked...i will hooked with it forever..~ i mean until the end of the season la~
so now i wanna tell u peeps the Tv series i ever watched since im a teen...teehee..now m 25..huhu..*haruskah ku ingat umur ku itu*
the first would be:-

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

u know the story line is so damn simple..its about 6 frens living in New York and trying to be as independent as they can be and they always have each other..no family involved~overall it taught me how to appreciate ur frens no matter how annoying and irritating they were..still..have to say it really give one or two poiters but believe me if i have a fren as dumb as Phoebe and Joey,i rather kill myself eventho this two really made my day!

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

yup!i still remember everyry friday at 8.45pm i will switch to my metrovision channel n watch this series!so damn awesome because im a die hard fan with all the magical stuff and the cute withches!*terasa macam aku pulak yang jadi witch tu. ;)

ANGEL

well...this is my mostest favaouritest likest awesomeness tv series ever! notice all the -test at the end of every word that i type..well that's how much i love this series! i totally hooked with vampires and everything about it!lebih2 lagi ANGEL yang sangat gagah perkasa dan berwibawa itu!cewah...promote sangat ni cik hidayah~

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

so damn funny..it wud be in the second place after FRIENDS.the storyline is about ted telling his children how he met their mother.the obstacles that he had to face before he met his happy ending.my fave character wud be BARNEY!eventho hes gay in real life but he can be an ultimate playboy without any doubt!i mean i dun even know hes gay until i watched E! news.

Supernatural

gosh!wer shud i start when it comes with the winchester boys!they're hot!im drooling wenever i watched them in action..especially dean..teehee~*blushing*the story is same old same old...good against evil..angels and demons...bla bla...but one thing for sure..there is no love involved..so far i watched it juz sam has a serius relationship and i think dean had one with this negro girl (that i will never approved of) and this angel(yup!angel!) and a few others thats tooooooo many to mention..well,,thats dean!tak gunalah dia hot kalau dia tam hook dgn hampir semua cast tambahannya itu yang apatah lagi teramatla cute dan mengancam!

Prison Break

The bald brothers that always look hot eventho they sweat like a pig in season 3!teehee~saya sangat menyukai mereka ini. dua beradik yang sangat determine untuk menegakkan keadilan!plus...the love story between michael and dr.sara!never get bored with it...tapi endingnya sangatlah saya tidak suka kerna lelaki kesayangan saya mati...*sorry kalau aku spoilerkan pada those yang baru nk tgk last season*


Ugly Betty

basically its based on betty la fea..the mexican series!had to say tho...the mexican series is meaner than the hollywood version.the way ppl treat ugly ppl is so unbelieveable eventho that ugly girl had it all to achieve everything in life.but..through all the teasing and mocking..betty managed to stand up for herself and be someone that makes people respect her even more.she find true fren and true love (maybe its daniel meade..but i dunno..i hope it is!).so..currently i hooked with this one.mark and amanda that always wanna tease betty but at the same time wanna be a gud fren towards her..(twisted frenship).tapi...my bff said ugly betty gonna be cancelled because of the low rating!WTF????!theres too may things to solved!betty's ambition.betty's love life...guh!why?why?*mengelap air mata yang jatuh ke pipi*

Dollhouse

have u ever feel that u wanna be someone else...wanna live another life and wanna feel the excitement of spontaneity in life...?well...i do!sumtimes wen my life sux, i always wonder is it fun if for one day i am an actress..the happening star and live the fabulous life!kenapa saya tanya dan jawab sendiri soalan ini adalah simply cerita series ini adalah berkenaan dengan itu!its all starts when caroline wanna find the truth about a firm called ROSSOM and long story short, her bf died and she cant handle the suffering in her heart and wanna be someone else for the next five years!so...she gave permission for the DOLLHOUSE to reprogram her brain!imprint with someone else's.gotta say...this series never fail to keep the excitement alive..every episodes is a new chapter and its awesome! but then again...its gonna be cancelled for the same reason as betty's!this sux!


Gossip Girl

i just have to say this words and you will get it!
CHUCK+BLAIR+NATE+SERENA+DAN+VANESSA
the rest of it...u figure it out!the faces of Gossip Girl alone can make u want to watch this series and hooked with it!

The OC

typical teen drama..rich girl met with poor bad boy and fall in love.and the drama begins.heroin mother slept with her ex!hero's brother try to rape heroin!lotsa things happen!a must watch for those who really love watching teens drama~


p/s:banyak lagi sebenarnya yang aku suka tonton di masa lapang.tapi...ini adalah yang aku rasa aku addicted sangat-sangat sampaikan mak aku jerit minta tolong di dapur sangatlah tidak diendahkan! *suatu masa dulu la*